The Hell Supper

You have to give it to the inventiveness of the Japanese mind. I just saw one of the videos where you are left hanging with your mouth open. It's so bizarre that it borders on disgusting, but I could not turn away.

First, hands off to the translators of Japanese AV movies. They come up with the most interesting translations. I can imagine this one as having a title in the original Nippongo of "Dinner Supper Sex". But somehow, it went to "Hell Supper".

It begins with three women who sit at a supper table in front of about 20 men. The women begin eating food. No problems there. Then, one by one, they take turns on peeing in front of the men. The location is at least not on the dinner table because after all, that would be disgusting.

Essentially, then, the women have sex while trying to eat food. There is something quite erotic about seeing a woman get bonked while she is trying to eat a tasty BBQ dessert treat. It just struck me as very erotic. However, to some other viewers, it probably is not.

I suppose part of the attraction is the wonderful cinematography of Japanese film. Golden showers might be the topic, but Lino Brocka or Ang Lee might as well be the director. Gorgeous shots of beautiful golden skin linger on the monitor. A great aversion to the male penis because the movie is blocked. What other erotica do I need? None!

There is a trend right now for Japanese AV movies to switch to the DVD. The current practice is VHS. And if you read up on Japanese porn in wikipedia, you would know that VHS won over betamax because in Japan, the porn industry began marketing adult videos on VHS.

So pornography whether we like it or not has shaped the world we live in. Porn has created the beginnings of the VHS and the internet.

Links

Thanks to Belle de Jour and Tasty Trixi, I got me some links to entertain people. The links prove that there are some intelligent people who enjoy sex.

Just in case you thought pornlets are stupid

You should go visit Xpeeps where reality can be a little biting.

There is a thread where the prerequisites to being a male pornformer is outlined:

1. Can you stay hard with 10 guys standing around watching you have sex?

2. Can you keep yourself hard during position changes or during set dress changes, which can take 10-15 minutes?

3. Can you stay hard with a woman you don't find attractive or who may be in a incredibly bitchy mood who, then takes it out on you?

4. Can you cum on command?

5. Can you deal with NOT being the center of attention or treated as a "prop" by some female talent and studios? Porn is about the women on film, not the guys.

Japanese AV Movies, Part II

Just like any lustful person, I resorted to porn once I lived outside of the family home. The first porn star whose video woke my inner self was Kascha, a HAPA porn star who had blonde hair before it was fashionable to do so. I enjoyed the Western porn, but after a while, I wanted to see Asian pornstars. The classic performers in the 1990's were Anisa, and Kitty Yung. I preferred these two because of their striking beauty and zeal for the sexual act.

I first brushed up against Japanese AV movies in Japantown in San Francisco. Just for the heck of it, I went into the back of the store and lo and behold, I was dazzled by VHS upon VHS of porn. I was in porn heaven.

Japanese AV porn is quite different from American porn. First, there is a block in the genitals. It is illegal in Japan to depict the vagina and the penis. The practice dates back to the Meiji era. Refer to Wikipedia for more details. The presence of the block originally frustrated me. However, as it turned out, who cares about the block when you are watching a very beautiful woman being ravished? Besides, I personally don't enjoy seeing the penis of anyone else.

Another obvious difference is that there is no subtitles. Remember, the target audience is Japanese. There is something romantic about watching foreign movies. In essence, you can make up the words that the actors are saying. Although sometimes, I wonder about the dialog since some of the situations that result in sex are just plain amazing.

My education in the many aspects of sex stems from videos and porn. And what joy it is to learn from Japanese porn! First of all, I realized that not all women react the same way to the sexual act. Some are quiet with occasional whimpers. Others are squealers (I have a preference to those). Others are whimperers. Then there are those who sigh with the satisfaction of a good lay. The wide variety and the great diversity is a true to pleasure to behold. God Bless Evolution!

As for the variety of Japanese AV porn, well, someone can write a thesis on that. I have seen depictions of rape, bondage, and golden showers. I stopped when it came to human excrement. I mean, I'm an adventurous guy. I just don't like playing with pooh. But in truth, there are some wild and strange things out there in internet land.

Rei Itoh

My second most favorite Japanese AV idol is Rei Itoh. As a connoisseur, I need to show some criteria as to what makes a pornlet fantastic as opposed to mediocre. For me, it is in their level of participation. After all, porn is still acting. Very bad acting can lead to the decrease in nitrous oxide in the phallus. Excellent acting leads to remarkable performances which could wake the dead.

Rei Itoh has a beautiful body which is only half of the requisiste for a pornlet. The other half is acting ability. Rei does not have to play some Japanese butoh, but she must seem like she is enjoying the action. There is nothing so depressing or disappointing as watching a pornlet turn in a mail-in performance. A few sighs here, and a squeal there and that's it. NEXT!

Rei Itoh is amazing for her ability to show up in many different kinds of porn. There is the bondage porn, the office porn, the jungle porn. In short, she's a very versatile actress. And her squeals for joy or ecstacy and her zeal for the sexual act will make four dead men lying in a tomb into zombies of desire.

One interesting aspect of Japanese porn besides its variety to satisfy virtually any evolutionary desire is that for the mainstream porn, most of the women simply lie there. I would guess that Japanese men in particular and remember that Japanese men is the target for Japanese porn, that Japanese men prefer women to just lie there and squeal sometime and groan at the end.

I would hazard a guess that this allows the pyche some sort of domination over something. I don't exactly know what that something is. Maybe the onlookers do.

Japanese AV Films

A little introduction about me. I'm a colonized Filipino trying to deal with repressed issues of sexuality. It is a difficult situation to repress ten thousand years of evolutionary drive to reproduce. It is a task only that the Roman Catholic Church and the Puritanism of America can accomplish.

I am a porn connoisseur. I enjoy porn, though not the less salacious things that happen to porn starlets after their career. I believe that porn allows men and women to live out fantasies of sexuality, which in this day and age is a great way to make sure that no sexually transmitted disease ever comes paying a visit to the household.

I have seen women get so jealous about their husband that they threaten divorce when it comes to porn. I would not be so hasty if I were a woman. A man's drive is so innate and so prevalent that sometimes, we have to masturbate just to be able to think for the day. I believe I would have conquered the world if it were not for my sex drive during high school. After I completed my master plan to "RULE THE WORLD", I would often be distracted by a pretty high school teen-ager.

And so, I end up here, blogging anonymously to the world about the guilt hoisted upon me by Philippine society which was purified and sanctified by the Catholic Church and American Puritanism.

In this blog post, I will try to tell you about Japanese porn. In Japan, porn starlets are called AV idols. There are two types of porn. Blocked and Unblocked. The blocking refers to whether or not they show the genitalia of the starlets.

I can hear some of you overly-testosteronized males grunting, "What's the point?"

The point is that women often think of sex in more than physical terms. Men only think of sex in physical terms. If you want to please your woman and understand her, then you as a man would need to learn the other forms of sex besides physical.

As for me, I believe I skipped the physical and went all mental on sex. So, here is my therapy to the world.